Lilo and Stitch Did You Catch Fire Again

março 23, 2022 Postar um comentário

Shaking it like The King. (As well, where is that spotlight coming from?)

These are Funny Moments found in the 2002 original Lilo & Sew together motion picture.

Spoilers Off on funny moments pages. You Have Been Warned.

The "Inter-Sew-al" trailers for the film in which Stitch disrupts the Award-Allurement Song scenes from other Disney films. Such every bit Beauty and the Animate being, in which Stitch crashes the chandelier, the Beast and Belle curl out of the mode, Belle huffs "I'll be in my room!" and stomps off, Stitch giving off a Wolf Whistle equally she passes by, proverb "become your own movie!"
- Stitch stealing Jasmine from under Aladdin's olfactory organ, with the princess strangely interested in the small fuzzy conflicting. Poor Ali. Especially when he blows his spaceship'southward airhorn.
- And so there is also Stitch surfing in just as Ariel is about to sing the terminate of the reprise of "Office of Your World" with the waves crashing behind her... suspension it at the correct time and her face is but priceless.
  - Which doubles as a meta CMOA: because that movie was made earlier Disney switched to digital ink and pigment, the crew blithe it with cels and an analog photographic camera. For one joke!
- Not to mention the trailer taking place in The Lion Rex. All the animals get together at Pride Rock during "Circle of Life", only for Rafiki to concur upwards Stitch instead of Simba. Cue a agglomeration of panicked animals, Rafiki running like hell, and Stitch attempting to roar.
  Timon or a random (non Pumbaa) warthog: Hey, that's not Simba!
"Created something? Ha! But that would be irresponsible and unethical! I would never, e'er..." (Stitch is revealed) "...brand more than than one."
- And so you lot remember that Run up is number 626. And then the Tv show confirms that there are indeed 625 more.
  - Which sets the plot for The Series.
Well-nigh the first after Stitch has made his thousand escape to Earth, the Thousand Councilwoman watches as the screen displays where he will crash.
Councilwoman: (sees the transport over the Pacific Ocean) He won't survive in water. His molecular density is too great.
(officers and workers grin and nod at the luck)
Councilwoman: (brandish zooms in on a very small concatenation of islands) No...
Councilwoman: (touchdown) Of course.
Jumba losing it, ripping autonomously the newspaper announcing his incarceration and stuffing the pieces in his mouth...right every bit the 1000 Councilwoman and Pleakley walk in.
- So he notices them and, instead of being embarrassed about being caught acting crazy, he merely lets off an evil chuckle and asks the Grand Councilwoman if 626 got away.
At the very kickoff we see a agglomeration of fish, something flashes by the screen blink and you'll miss it, what is it? A random fish with a peanut butter sandwich in its oral cavity... or so it seems. That fish is Pudge, who controls the weather.
This substitution is very highly quoted amidst some groups of people. From the very beginning (and please feel free to correct wording):
Moses: Lilo, why are you lot all wet?
Lilo: Information technology's sandwich day.
(Moses is awestruck)
Lilo: (huge sigh) Every Thursday, I accept to give Pudge the fish a peanut butter sandwich.
Moses: ...Pudge is a fish?
Lilo: And today we were out of peanut butter. So I asked my sister what to give him and she said a tuna sandwich. I can't give Pudge tuna! (whispers) Practice yous know what tuna is?
Moses: ...Fish?
Lilo: It'southward FISH! If I gave Pudge tuna, I'd be an abomination! I'm late because I had to go to the store, and go some peanut butter, cause all we accept is... is STINKING TUNA!
Moses: Lilo, Lilo, why is this so of import?
Lilo: (suddenly calm) Pudge controls the weather.
- Watching Mertle'southward face during this substitution is hilarious. She's merely so jaw-droppingly dislocated.
  - Then Lilo beats her upwardly after she calls her crazy.
- Doubles as a Tearjerker and Rewatch Bonus; the former when you learn about what happened to Lilo and Nani'south parents - they died in a car crash during a rainstorm. It becomes the latter if you watch Moses' expression. He knows exactly why she said this.
Lilo's first meeting with Bubbles.
Lilo: Did you ever impale anyone?
(Beat)
Bubbles: ...Nosotros're getting off the subject field.
- Annotation the Verbal Words. He never denied killing anyone.
Lilo and the voodoo doll spoons.
Cobra: In case you're wondering, this did not go well. (effortlessly pulls open up the previously nailed-upwards door)
- And as soon as he exits, Nani shoot Lilo a dagger-shooting look. Cue Lilo screaming and running abroad.
Lilo and Nani'southward fight afterward is as hysterically relatable equally it is depressing.
Nani: Respond me!
Lilo: No!
Nani: No, yous don't empathize??
Lilo: NO!!
Nani: NO, WHAT!?
Lilo: (Her voice cracking as she whines) NOOOOOO!!!!!
(Lilo collapses confront-down on the floor and continues ranting while a confused Nani tries to make out her mumbles)
- "GO TO YOUR ROOOOOOOM!!!!" "I'M ALREADY IN MY ROOM!!!" Cue both sisters screaming into their corresponding pillows.
Stitch's landing on Globe.
Lilo: (wishing upon the falling star that is Stitch's stolen transport) Maybe send me an angel! The nicest angel you lot have.
(626 hops out of the burning wreckage of his ship and laughs maniacally.)
Correct after Stitch crashes on Earth, he'southward acting all large and tough like the creature of mass devastation he is, pulling out plasma guns at every piddling thing that bothers him. This includes him shooting at the heaven when he encounters rain for the first time, threatening a frog with three guns at one time (which the frog doesn't even seem to notice) and and then pulling a quaternary blaster when he sees a truck coming at him. So the truck tire hits him and so hard that all four of his blasters are left where he was every bit he gets hit many times in a row past each row of tires from all three trucks, while the frog just watches with that same blank expression. Him getting run over would be horrifying if we didn't already know Stitch is Nigh-Invulnerable.
- Also, Run up squeaks similar a rubber domestic dog toy when he gets run over.
When Lilo and Nani go to adopt a pet, while Nani talks to the clerk, Lilo goes in back to await at the dogs. She looks effectually at the empty cages, and the photographic camera pans upward to a bunch of frightened dogs clinging to the rafters.
- 1 of the dogs is actually a turtle.
- The clerk says there'due south a two-dollar license fee, so Nani hands her the money. Lilo promptly says she wants to purchase Stitch, and asks Nani if she can borrow two dollars. Nani takes the money back and gives it to Lilo...who'southward then brusk she tin can barely attain the top of the counter, so Nani takes Lilo's money and hands it back to the confused clerk.
When Pleakley criticizes Jumba for nearly shooting Lilo, lectures him on the Mosquito food chain, and gives the viewmaster toy to him that he used earlier to bear witness the Grand Councilwoman Earth. Information technology becomes articulate that Jumba cannot run across into it because his eyes are likewise far apart.
- Also funny is what Jumba says afterwards:
  - Coming from Jumba, who was an evil alien genius before being incarcerated.
  - And this line that follows later on Run up mocks him by doing a headstand and wiggling his barrel at them, proverb, "Yoo-hoo!":
    Jumba: BAH! (starts running toward Run up) I WILL TEAR HIM Autonomously WITH ALL BOTH MY Easily!
Later Stitch steals a tricycle, Jumba talks about how his programming will draw him to large cities, where he'll cause chaos (back-upwardly sewers, contrary street signs, steal everyone'south left shoe.....). Run up cycles around the island trying to find a city, only for Lilo to tell him that in that location isn't one and he has a fit.
Later failing to find a large urban center, Stitch is forced to spend the day with Lilo and Nani, which is borderline torture for him as he has to pretend to be nice. This includes: Lilo trying to become Run up to play fetch, and squirting him with a h2o bottle when he refuses, then he tosses the canteen away. When it'southward lunchtime, Nani refuses to give Stitch a sandwich, making him brawl up his fist, only to be reminded by a nearby Jumba that they are just waiting for him to lose his patience, making him growl and reluctantly requite Lilo a hug. The real kicker is when he sees a spaceship-themed money ride at a grocery store. He tries to go information technology to start like a real spaceship, only for Lilo to insert a quarter and climb in, the tedious rocking driving Run up to simply flop lifelessly in the ride as Lilo enjoys herself. The crimson on superlative is Jumba.
Jumba: (while stirring a fruity tourist drink) "Haha! When you're ready to give up, just let u.s. know, eh?"
David's pathetic attempts at flirting with Nani at the eating place:
- Later, after Nani leaves:
  Lilo: Don't worry. She likes your barrel and your fancy hair. I know, I read her diary.
  David: (pleased) She thinks information technology'south fancy?
  - Which carries the implication that David knows his butt looks good but was worried if she would like his hair.
This exchange, when Nani beginning sees Pleakley and Jumba in disguise:
Nani: (to Pleakley) Your caput looks bloated.
Jumba: Actually, she's but ugly.
Nani gets fired from her job after Sew together attacks Pleakley:
Lilo: Did y'all lose your chore because of Stitch and me?
Nani: Nah. The managing director'southward a vampire. And he wanted me to join his legion of the undead.
Lilo: (quietly) I knew it.
Upon bringing Stitch into the house...
Nani: (quietly) Look at him Lilo, he's creepy! I don't know how I'll be able to slumber with that... thing... loose in the house.
Lilo: Y'all'RE loose in the house all the fourth dimension, AND I Sleep JUST FINE!
After Lilo tells Stitch to build something and he sets out creating a scale model of San Francisco.
Lilo: (completely deadpan) Wow. San Francisco.
- Then, later on Stitch goes on a kaiju-esque rampage and destroys the whole model:
  "No more caffeine for you."
- Just prior to this, Stitch going berserk all over Lilo's room... only to be calmed downwardly when she only puts a lei effectually his neck ◊.
Pleakley discovering the dietary habits of Earth'southward most "endangered" species, which is later revealed to exist a ruse by Cobra Bubbles.
Pleakley: (gasps) Look! A mosquito has called me as her perch! She's and so...beautiful...expect! Some other 1! And another 1... (Pleakley gets swarmed by them) why, it's a whole flock! And they like me! They're nuzzling my mankind with their noses! And now they're, uh... they're... (camera cuts abroad to a distant view) WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
At nighttime, Nani is speaking on the phone to one of her friends, feeling worried about what kind of creature could Run up be while looking at a book of dog breeds trying to identify the little bluish alien among them. As soon equally she walks into the kitchen, we see Sew together's huge shadow ominously rearing his 4 arms in a threatening position, while Nani stares in shock... and it turns out he'south merely raiding the house's fridge in search of a soda, all while Nani stares awkwardly at him while animate heavily. Once he gets the soda tin can he wanted, Stitch grabs information technology in his jaws, gently closes the refrigerator's door and leaves the kitchen. Nani'south confused "WTF?" face is only priceless.
Nani: Information technology looks more like a koala. An evil koala...
When Lilo shows Nani that Stitch tin be used as an amplifier for Lilo's record player. Nani's expression sells information technology.
When Cobra confronts Nani about losing her chore, Sew walks up behind Nani while holding a book. He stares innocently at Cobra for a moment, growls and, without any provocation at all, chucks the freaking book at Cobra'southward face.
- When 1 of the lenses of Cobra's sunglasses pops out as a belated reaction to the hit.
Run up learning to dance (in near 20 seconds).
- The couple brief moments in his and Lilo's trip the light fantastic toe where they look towards the viewer, as seen in the above image.
This dialogue during Jumba and Sew's fight:
Jumba: Come up on! What's the large deal?
Stitch: Inga tu shmeeshta!
Jumba: I'll put yous back together again. I'll brand yous taller and not and so fluffy!
Stitch: I Similar FLUFFY!
- And afterwards Jumba tosses plates through the ceiling which Stitch is on, Run up says something in conflicting that vaguely sounds like a Your Mom insult and Jumba'south hilarious response to it:
"Bluish PUNCH BUGGY!" (Stitch whacks Jumba with a blue punch problems automobile, owner: Nani) "NO PUNCH BACKS!"
- BEEP!
In one case there'southward a total-fledged brawl between aliens going on in her living room, Lilo calls her social worker:
This substitution when the house is under attack equally Stitch gets ahold of Jumba's plasma gun.
Run up: HAH! (Jumba stuffs a carrot into the muzzle)
Jumba: You lot shouldn't play with guns.
Stitch: Oh, okay. (casually easily it back to him as it begins to overload)
Jumba: Thank you. (realizes the gun's gonna blow and quickly hands it back to Stitch) Oh! I just remembered! It'south your altogether! Happy Birthday! (turns to exit)
Stitch: (grabs Jumba and hands the gun back) Uh, uh...Merry Christmas!
Jumba: (throws it back) It's not Christmas.
Stitch: (throws it back) Happy Hanukkah!
Jumba: (as Pleakley scoops up Lilo and carries her away from the house) It'south not Hanukkah!
Sew together: Yeah!
Jumba: No!
Stitch: Yes!
Jumba: No!
Lilo: We're leaving Sew?
Pleakley: Trust me! This is Not gonna end well!
Jumba: (they go along tossing the gun back and forth) One potato!
Stitch: Two potato!
Jumba: Iii potato!
Stitch: Iv!
Jumba: Five potato!
Stitch: Six white potato!
Jumba: Seven potato more than!
Sew together: My...
Jumba: Female parent...
Stitch: Told...
Jumba: Me...
Stitch: You lot...
Jumba: Are...
Sew: It.
Jumba: (triumphantly belongings the gun up, while Stitch cringes, knowing what's nearly to happen) HAH! I win!
(KA-Blast!!!; house explodes in a outburst of green smoke)
Nani confronts Sew together later on everything hits the fan, whacking him with a co-operative.
Nani: Where is Lilo? Talk! I know yous can!
Stitch: (stands upward, groaning, revealing his multiple arms) Okay, okay...
Nani: (screams in terror and whacks him again)
Sew together talking Jumba into helping him rescue Lilo.
Jumba: WHAT?! After all yous put me through, you expect me to help you just like that? But similar that?!
Stitch: Ih.
Jumba: (Beat) Fine!
Pleakley: "Fine"? You're doing what he says?
Jumba: He's very persuasive.
- This becomes funnier when you realize that "Ih" translates to "Yes".
From the climax, nosotros get this priceless line from Pleakley:
Pleakley: Oh, adept! I was hoping to add theft, endangerment and INSANITY to my list of things I did today!
Jumba: Ha! You too?
(Stitch laughs)
In Jumba and Pleakly's ship, trying to catch upwardly to Gantu and rescue Lilo, Jumba reassures Nani on their chances of success.
Nani: Are you lot sure y'all know what you're doing?
Jumba: Don't worry. Is all part of plan. We are professionals!
Stitch: (tears out a lever and tries to swallow it)
Jumba: Hey! Get that out of your oral fissure!
Nani: (Face Palm)
This exchange:
Gantu: (to Sew) Abomination.
Stitch: Stupid-head.
- And what follows from that:
- Information technology should also be noted that when he lifts Gantu's hand up and off, Sew has his second pair of arms folded, making a statement about how effortless this is for him. Which only makes it funnier considering Gantu is supposed to be bigger and stronger than he is.
The expect on David's confront when Lilo asks him to requite everyone a lift to the shore - Lilo, Stitch, Nani, Pleakley, Jumba, and Gantu (although the last one is probably big plenty to just wade).
"Uhh... sure. But I'll have to make two trips."
- Before long afterward this we hear David talking to Stitch, and we hear him saying:
  David: Then y'all're from outer space. I hear the surfing there is choice.
Before the Yard Councilwoman can accept Sew together, Cobra gently reminds Lilo of her document of ownership. Without hesitation Lilo marches up to the Councilwoman, tugs on her robe and says:
Lilo: HEY!
- And so, when the Grand Councilwoman hears her and looks around surprised. It takes her a second to realize that she should await down.
The revelation of Cobra Bubbles' previous employment. He is a former CIA agent that saved the world once when he "Convinced an alien race that mosquitoes are an endangered species." Suddenly Pleakley's claims at the showtime that humans are intellectually inferior become doubly hilarious.
- The Grand Councilwoman even recognizes Cobra. They met at Roswell dorsum in 1973. "Ah yes. You had hair and so."
Right before the Yard Councilwoman leaves Earth, she looks at Jumba and Pleakley waving at her. She politely waves back at them and whispers to a guard, "Don't let those two become on my ship."
The ending montage, with moments such as Stitch exchanging a lollipop for a bottle with a baby, and then dressing every bit Batman using a recently-cleaned pair of undies every bit a cowl. Nani is non tickled.
The deleted Seismic sea wave scene. After feeling the brunt of racist white tourists asking if she speaks English language and and so mangling basic Hawaiian, Lilo learns that a siren test will be going off before long, so goes down to the embankment and begins ranting about tsunamis whose giant waves "move faster than the speed of sound," with the siren being the only alert, terminal with an incredibly dramatic "TOURISTS, PREPARE TO Die!" Cue the siren test and all of the beachgoers (plus Jumba and Pleakley) running for their lives.
Meta joke: Patently, someone was watching Young Frankenstein on Netflix, which inexplicably got the subtitles to this movie on it. Netflix shortly responded that the issue had been fixed.
(Screenshot of Lilo using Sew together like a record player speaker)
Caption: Frau Blücher?! (deranged neighing)